Name: Lara Tabitha Louise Ellen Croft of Wimbledon.
Age: 26 (apparent), 15 (actual).
Occupation: Irresponsible Archeologist, Treasure Hunter, Occasional Savior of the World, Model.
In Search Of: A man who likes to travel to exotic locations, engage in a variety of challenging sports and isn't like my stupid rich jerk of a father. Despite what certain individuals on the Internet seem to believe, I have no interest in romantic or sexual involvement with other women. We all have our boarding school experiments, but I'm afraid those dalliances didn't blossom outside the gates of Gordonstoun.
Name: Simon Belmont.
Age: Let's say an average of 30, give or take a few curses.
Occupation: Vampire Hunter.
In Search Of: A young, living woman who chooses not to associate with undead or demonic forces and enjoys giving adventurers cryptic and sometimes downright misleading clues related to their current quest of righteousness.
Likes: Whips, laurels, hearts, the 99 years of relative peace and common decency that come in between periods of ubiquitous violence and horror that nobody but me, a parkour pirate, a magical girl and a guy with the stupidest name I've ever heard seem to want to do anything about.
Sony, who hasn’t done much for the PlayStation since attaching brightly colored balls to black Wiimotes, has revealed some nifty new hardware at E3. Both console and mobile PlayStation gamers have new products to look forward to.